N'yarkol, Party of One

"Table for one, please"
"I'm sorry, sir. This is a non-smoking establishment."
"What do you mean by that?"
"Well, being a gentleman of your...persuasion--"
"My persuasion?"
"Ah, that is...I simply assumed..."
"Yes, you did. I'll thank you not to do so again, my good sir. Now will you seat me or not?"
"Ah...no"
"No?"
"I'm sorry, sir, but the policy forbids me to provide service to those who do not wear a shirt and shoes."
"..."

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This was a silly idea I doodled in class (I use the word doodle loosely as I was rather meticulous in detail XP). I've been trying to improve on my dragon lately, as evidenced by my recent submissions, and I think I'm on the right track. This is really most dynamic pose I've ever made. Not just dragons, either, but in general. This is another one of those drawings I did at school when I should have paid attention....

A little more to the story:

This dragon, who I've named N'yarkol, is attempting to dine at a high-end cafe called "Le Grand Dragon". But he was rudely treated based solely on the fact he was a dragon. He later sued the establishment for racism and won enough money to start 3 new hordes.

As for his lunch? he ate the waiter, probably.