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N'yarkol, Party of One by kyrio N'yarkol, Party of One by kyrio
"Table for one, please"
"I'm sorry, sir. This is a non-smoking establishment."
"What do you mean by that?"
"Well, being a gentleman of your...persuasion--"
"My persuasion?"
"Ah, that is...I simply assumed..."
"Yes, you did. I'll thank you not to do so again, my good sir. Now will you seat me or not?"
"Ah...no"
"No?"
"I'm sorry, sir, but the policy forbids me to provide service to those who do not wear a shirt and shoes."
"..."

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This was a silly idea I doodled in class (I use the word doodle loosely as I was rather meticulous in detail XP). I've been trying to improve on my dragon lately, as evidenced by my recent submissions, and I think I'm on the right track. This is really most dynamic pose I've ever made. Not just dragons, either, but in general. This is another one of those drawings I did at school when I should have paid attention....

A little more to the story:

This dragon, who I've named N'yarkol, is attempting to dine at a high-end cafe called "Le Grand Dragon". But he was rudely treated based solely on the fact he was a dragon. He later sued the establishment for racism and won enough money to start 3 new hordes.

As for his lunch? he ate the waiter, probably.
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:iconelizabethdiehl:
ElizabethDiehl Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
whoa :faint: this is simply stunning :D
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JeannieHarmon Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2009  Professional Traditional Artist
Haha, this is awesome, and very witty :dance: Excellently made~
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Dayantis Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2007
XD! YOU ARE AWESOME. DRAGONS ARE AWESOME. D D MOAR DRAGONZ PL0X! ;P
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peragrine Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2007
Never meddle with a dragon for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

That poor dragon always caught in the wrong spot.
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The-Blue-Kitty Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2007
Ahhh! Awesome stuff!What would the dragon order if he actually got a seat anyway? ^_^
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:iconkyrio:
kyrio Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
He had his heart set on a buffalo sandwich and a gallon of their finest wine, of course.
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Squato Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
Princesses maybe.
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Atashi-Cloud Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
very amusing joke here, Kyrio.^^; :+fav:
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:iconkyrio:
kyrio Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hehe it's nothing really. XP
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Atashi-Cloud Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
I'd say something to counteract that, but I'm worried you'd think I was pestering you to realize how funny your writings can be...^^;
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grandjackal Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2007
i found this kinda humorous XD

either way it is a pretty nice pic ^-^
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:iconkyrio:
kyrio Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
only kinda? XD eh well, I don't claim to be funny.
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grandjackal Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2007
sorry about that. i usually tend to say "usual", "kinda", "sorta", and the sort a lot...force of habit...^-^;;
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Dark-Pumpkin Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
What about those who don't wear pants?
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kyrio Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
have you ever seen a sign that says "No pants, No service"?

I didn't think so XP
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NinjaPuff Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2007
Thats great! I love it XD
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:iconkyrio:
kyrio Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Glad you do X3
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